ue Blocking Lenses
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
Great For
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
2 NO SLIP
We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
4 FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.
The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!
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<p style="text-align: center;"><meta charset="utf-8"><meta charset="utf-8"><span data-mce-fragment="1">Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.</span><br></p>
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<h3>NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.</h3>
<h5>1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY</h5>
<p><meta charset="utf-8"><span>Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.</span></p>
<h5>2 NO SLIP</h5>
<p><meta charset="utf-8"><span>We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.</span></p>
<h5><span>3 NO BOUNCE</span></h5>
<p><meta charset="utf-8"><span>Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.</span></p>
<h5><span>4 FULL ARMOR</span></h5>
<p><meta charset="utf-8"><span>UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.</span></p>
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<span data-mce-fragment="1">5 </span><span>NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS</span>
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<p data-mce-fragment="1"><span data-mce-fragment="1"><meta charset="utf-8">No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.</span></p>
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<h3>IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.</h3>
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<p><meta charset="utf-8"><meta charset="utf-8"><span data-mce-fragment="1">The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!</span><br></p>
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