Chicago 2022
Non-Reflective Reflective Lenses
Best for Crushing 26.2 MilesDESTINATION SERIES: CHICAGO 2022
These Chicago sunnies are more refreshing than smelling chocolate on the Loop, more iconic than that basketball guy who became a crying meme, more stylish than wearing shorts in forty-degree weather, more joyful than Cubbies fans on November 2, 2016, and more thrilling than being verbally abused by the delightfully savage employees at The Wieners Circle.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
IYKYK
If you know the correct hot dog toppings are relish, onions, sport peppers, yellow mustard, tomato wedges, a pickle spear & celery salt...
(NOT KETCHUP!!!)
If you know the correct name of that 40-foot-long 13-foot-tall dinosaur skeleton is Sue...
(NOT TYRANNOSAURUS REX!!!)
If you know the correct aroma to experience downtown is chocolate...
(NOT URINE & SADNESS)
Then you'll love these sunnies more than Cubbies fans loved life on November 2, 2016.
GIVE IT UP, Y'ALL, for running in...
Chicago!
